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Women have an incredible affinity for shoes. Reach ecstatic states. Shoes seem to be able to significantly boost the endorphins, and the limbic system does somersaults. All buses had been reported as overcrowded and special buses used sidewalks in traffic are referred to as impassable because marauding groups of women to the teeth and the limit of what is able to carry a single person to blaze with oversized shoe bags, armed their way.

The new shoes

The Calceuphilie is * - it seems likely - genetically determined. Presumably this is the locus of one of the two, the families of the "female" X chromosomes translated. (I know, we see first of all to the morula stage than girls the darkness of the amniotic uterus before us does guys in the Y chromosome and the regime of John grows. **)

During my life I've made along with some others, this experience:

Show me your shoes, and I'll tell you who you are.

I admit that shoes play a role in my life. Buying shoes is one of the purchases that will be carefully considered. The shirt can sometimes be suboptimal, but shoes play an important role and are under normal circumstances not bought lightly. Are virtually a mirror of the soul.

Anyway: Yesterday was a bright, Hamburg: Sun, a HSV won the European Cup, and screwed my wife's consumer confidence index upwards. As so often it began very innocently: "Schatzhasimausipups ***, I can probably just sometimes scurry into the shoe shop and look around me, very briefly," We all know Mario Barth , who are the dictionary "German - woman / woman - German" has left. I was not there, but the alarm bells would have pitched. They did not know the inner silence of the emergency system, perhaps even in the face of the weather in a trance state. In any case, my wife was able, with my consent for three days in the belly of a felt hamburger shoe store to disappear. I can use my rough bruises currently contribute nothing she remembered clearly because they spit out when the store again, they had only bought two pairs of shoes.

What men do in the meantime, you know, probably: it ranges from initial approval or rejection of rituals (all of which are largely ignored), nervously smoking Walking up and down, stupid look of the clothes, cigarettes and have legs in the stomach. In the particular case was still Children's entertainment Löwenbändigung added.

To date, it is beyond my knowledge why Adult Shopping for Women (shoes, perfume and clothes shops) and for men (hardware stores, specialty stores for consumer electronics, car dealerships, bicycle shops) should be separated more from each other - and with the greatest possible distance. Subject directly to each other, significant numbers of relationship problems are nipped in the bud. (Maybe that should be regulated times. Distinguished legislature, I see there is an urgent need for action!) Men buy just different than women. A law of nature. ( Another way you can find here. )

Why, you ask yourself why only bears the title of this entry "Breathless"?
Well, as soon as we were back home, something was close to my wife. No, we had no quarrel, and the shoes that she has purchased the investment of huge life time to find my consent. Without restrictions. Whether it was the price of shoes, has narrowed her bronchial tubes, I can not tell, but she suffered a sudden and acutely short of breath. Asthmatic bronchial constriction. When the KV-emergency physician eintrudelte, the oxygen saturation was 93% - of the reference range is usually from 95-98%. Two strokes Sultanol big praise they brought back into balance. Within minutes the pulmonary rhonchi had disappeared, the general condition improved, and the complexion rosy, healthy jumped back on to.

And so the day was a thoroughly decent end.

* Calceuphilie: neologism, generated from the Latin word " calceus "[footwear, shoes] and the Greek" philia "[preference, inclination].

John **: The (unfortunately or fortunately) untrue sentence: "As the nose of a man, his John" borrowed name of the male genitals.

*** No, my wife called me, not really, but really used the "Kose" I want to cover-name for various reasons, the cloak of silence.

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