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Granted, this story sounds a bit strange. But it is true. A friend from Siberia, she has experienced.

Home improvement in the operating room

Once upon a time in Siberia. Mrs. M. was working as a nurse in a major city. In her orthopedic surgical operations were performed. Unfortunately at the time of the Soviet Einheitsbreis not all the necessary utensils were ready. So they had to give, a property that I've learned to appreciate many colleagues from the former Eastern bloc. Make gold out of shit, sort of.

Because the father had good contacts in the West, he had good quality tool. Wrenches were in short supply, but were used. Consequently, she took Mrs. M., good tools to work with his father. There has been thoroughly cleaned and sterilized. Thanks to this artifice could take place pending operations. And we are spending in Germany for each specific surgical screwdriver hundreds of euros.

Now the story * in Russian:

Мастер работы В ОП

Это был один раз в Сибири. Г-жа М. работающих в одном из крупных городов в качестве медсестер. В ее были ортопедической хирургии выполняемых. К сожалению, время советского einheitsbreis не все необходимые утварь готов. Именно одного имени, а имущество, которое я хочу многих коллег из бывшего восточного блока возможность убедиться. Из hát золота, почти. Поскольку отец имел хороший Western contacts, Он обладал хорошей Качество Инструменты. Ключи являются скудными, однако необходимы. Она приняла логически, г-жи М., Отец с Хорошими инструментами для работы. Существует, он был тщательно очищены и стерилизаци. Благодаря этому хитрость, на предстоящей операции. И мы в Германии для каких-op либо особых обойти сотни евро.

* I can not speak Russian. Not really. I'm in school trying to appear to class on time. The Cyrillic letters I have learned after all, two, three chunks of language, but that it is exhausted then. The German text I have translated bit by bit in translation tools on the web. In the reverse translation of found phrases came out all sorts of nonsense. So I'm at the end of the article or a translation of the Russian translation hanged - for the edification of the language fetishists among us.

And now, to crown all, the whole thing again in the reverse translation:

Master of the work in the OR

This was a time in Siberia. Mrs. M. to work in a large city as nurses. In his orthopedic surgery were performed. Unfortunately, time Soviet einheitsbreis that not all necessary utensil is ready. Namely, a name, and good that I want a lot of colleagues from the former Eastern Bloc opportunity to be safe. From Shit Gold, anything but. Because good father Western contacts, it had good quality instruments had. Keys are scarce, but necessary. He was logical, Ms. M., the father to work with good tools. It is, it has been thoroughly cleaned and Sterlisiation. This trick, in the forthcoming operation. And we in Germany for hundreds of special op bypass €.

Patient: "Sister, I can not think anymore."
Sister: "Ooch, because you do not worry you are."

[A patient with early-stage dementia is turned, confused by her own forgetfulness and disorganization of thought, trusting to a colleague. Their reaction may be as rudimentary appropriately and professionally, but they are classified, therefore, human.]