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Sometimes one has to smile even as a lecturer was.
You've probably heard of diabetes mellitus, sometimes called the "honey-sweet flow" *, colloquially known as diabetes. In an exam I asked the question, what types of diabetes exist, as they are called (and why some names are no longer used), as they occur and what treatment are principles with which goals are used.
In the answers turned up the term "juvenile diabetes" on. Thus, the previously described type 1 diabetes, which is characterized by absolute insulin deficiency caused by autoimmune B cell destruction in the pancreas.
"Juvenil" says teen with Type 1 diabetes is a disease per 1000 children, the most common metabolic disease in young Marxian. The term "juvenile" in this context is no longer used, because even the type 2 diabetes, which has affected mainly older people sooner, and more often occurs in adolescents. Obesity, physical inactivity and unhealthy eating habits to ensure that there is insulin resistance and Insulinsekretionsstörungen.
I had not reckoned with such a big diversity in the spelling of the word "juvenile". The highlight was:
juneviler diabetes
My wife, also a nurse and health examinierte (formerly called simply the nurse), advises me sometimes, when it comes to whether to award full marks if in doubt or not. She works in the operating room, just passing the specialized training "surgical care," and works mostly in liver surgery. As one can ever be blinkered, especially since the publication meets the students, not all criteria of readability.
She scanned the passage in the exam and read
juneliver
Sure, there are Christmas dinner, summer clothing and fall vacations. But the liver (in the Anglo-Saxon language area "liver") is subject to change over time, was new to me. But it seems to be: There is a June liver. How do they differ from the August version and whether the November liver is generally structured differently, should in future studies are regularly checked.
And when I look at the letters that appear in the word "juvenile" looked closer, took shape before my mind's eye another spelling variant:
June lever
One of the products that belong to the empire of a company that is very international as it is written above, did you have over your lifetime at least once already in hand. The spelling of the word beginning with a J, of course, is not correct.
But it is quite remarkable what can be done from the word "juvenile" everything.
* In the event that you want to know why you missed the disease its name, you should follow it and keep the old doctors sometimes a finger in the urine of a diabetic and then - lick it. Our kidneys normally go with glucose at very economical, because we need it, together with oxygen, in each cell to produce energy. The kidneys get in the production of urine all back, what is still needed. As the hormone insulin, glucose transition from the blood into cells enables falls off at the lack of insulin or insulin resistance, and the blood is too much sugar. The kidneys noted that the threshold is exceeded, and excrete the excess sugar in the urine. Sugar in coffee making coffee sweet, sweet sugar in the urine makes pee accordingly.

Sperm somehow fit us guys. They are impatient, everyone wants to be first, and unfortunately some of these efforts remain on track.
The mass start at the big marathon is nothing compared to the masses, get the per ejaculation in world history. In the glossy milky-turbid liquid to make up to 900 million sperm at the same time on the long road through the vaginal vault to the uterus. (. Uterus is a rare word stupid, I think) If you ever get the idea to order fresh ejaculate somewhere, you should not complain about the small amount: for a "short" it is not enough, we have a maximum of 6 ml to offer. (But who is already on the idea to order something.)
No sooner are the seeds freely, they use their tail to loszuzotteln. The energy required to pull out the power plants in the middle section behind the head. In the liquid state, ie in the seminal plasma, life, the particles up to 12 hours (which leads me to an explicit warning of techniques such as coitus interruptus or fellatio , if you want to avoid the risk of pregnancy elegant!), but a lot of time is not wasted . Begins immediately after the start of the operation "chestnut blossom lily of the valley looking for."
Maybe it's the name of the operation that pregnancies are much rarer than is commonly thinks: With flavors in the food itself should smell and taste of the ejaculate, located generally between the chestnut blossoms and musk, some significant change: It is said that asparagus and mushroom dishes after, coffee and alcohol also, marijuana and tobacco anyway. Vegetarian ejaculate should be sweeter than that of carnivores. There is a lack of scientific evidence, therefore, but the practicing field scientists (and field research) swear by it.
Anyway: It unleashed a merciless competition. Relative to its tiny size - 0.06 mm - this puts a sperm back a distance that would correspond to our standards of 25 kilometers. Well, if that is not a passion! Only during the receptive window of time when the uterine lining is prepared to accept a fertilized egg, to rule on the track Verhältnnisse sperm friendly. The hormone estrogen provides not only the structure of the mucosa for the liquefaction of the otherwise tough mucus in the cervix, the cervix, as well as jump ready for an egg. In the ovary, the ovary, it can not be fertilized - it must jump boldly into the fallopian tube. (And sometimes it skips the mark.)
The sperm that are portable and fit enough to cover the distance, are guided now by the smell of the ice Verführische lily scents! The winner takes it all! One head binds to the egg, the tail is dropped, and the inside of the egg unite, the 23 chromosomes from dad with those of mommy. Whoever comes too late is punished by non-life and the remaining sperm have no chance of the egg makes tight. The now equipped with a full set of chromosomes and cell divides fear awake to life and the adventure can begin. (But they must, however, in the endometrium may fix the cells have to differentiate themselves ... it can still go wrong kinds.) Siegerspermium But at least has a chance to be with mom's egg to something big, create something new.
The Australians have found that (n), one (s) (sounds like ah fat always negative) for large and ... ... stocky, is up to 1,000 Australian dollars per annum earned more than the fraction of small, thin. Prerequisite: You are a man before you are now considering whether to undergo before a possible move to Australia a sex change and / or feed themselves perfectly round, you should consider the following:
- Each surgery carries risks, even if it is sometimes downplayed by the surgeons happy.
- If you are grown fat, lurking diseases such as diabetes mellitus or high blood pressure (hypertension) as well as an increased risk of heart attack on you. As there are chronically ill but eventually a co-payment exemption, but until you get 1% of your gross earnings have reached, you pay more, and melting as your merits. (Not to mention that I can not guarantee that one in Australia does the same as ours, maybe you can ask there for more cash.)
- Any changes in your body should be an accurate comparison with the standard sizes in Australia. In Germany about 43% are 180 centimeters in size or larger.
- It is possible that the extra income along with higher costs of living. They need more gel, more clothes are usually more expensive, and also the cost of food and the treatment of concomitant diseases are much higher. So could be a compensation.
- And finally: An Australian Dollar (AUD) is worth the equivalent of 0.50958 EUR. So quiet you halve the value of 1000 AUD, to convert your extra earnings in €. (You'll have to do but myself, my calculator is broken.)
The University of Florida has found that beautiful people earn more . They are often better educated and more confident. But the intelligence had not yet had its day when it comes to the amount of income.
Good to know. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but who is happy with it radiates, is clearly much more than mope, which may not even suffer. Almost a truism, but scientists do indeed also a field of activity.
Oh, before I forget: Before you even think about this cosmetic surgery corrections: Each OP has a risk, both surgically and by the anesthesia. Often the result is the not the way you have the thought , and if you celebrate birthday only parts of you have reached the real age. I do not want to make the front plastic surgery for burn victims or people who have survived a terrible accident, which is often a lifeline to get back to venture among people. For three more seventy-five € per hour, but I advise against it - especially since the initial investment can hardly get clean again.
In any case, I now know why we have so much money in the wallet ..
Honestly, we are sometimes a little too lax in dealing with certain Terminussen Terms. Everything is in the media always a scandal, but at least having an affair long before it proved unshakable. Scarcely one is a little bit sad, really sad, or even for my sake, it is equally depressed. The economy, as we can currently see a depression have.
Who has never experienced it, either firsthand or at least qua professional activity, the kannn not understand depression. A true depression means so much more than words can express sometimes. Depression is one of the great scourges of our time. Triggers can be exogenous, ie einströmend from the outside - like the loss of integral life center, for example. But depression can also be caused endogenously, then the causes are within us.
You should look around here sometimes, if you really want to know what it means to be clinically diagnosed depression. You will probably be in the future to interact differently with the concept.
http://weblog.hundeiker.de/?itemid=1137
In the comments you will find links to entries that begin to try to describe the life of it. "But this is inadequate again." (Quote from the author.)
Recently I wrote about the drug use in the United States. Now comes this map , presented by Nationalgeograf. Which region is most happy where dark clouds dwell in your head?
The map shows the percentage of residents who have felt the last time "frequent mental distress" (FMD) - frequent mental suffering with stress, depression and emotional problems.
Since this was a telephone survey, the team was the "Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)" relies on the honesty of the respondents. The darker the color on the map, the more depressed mood. It is striking that the JW Bush home state of Texas presented apparently without emotion - perhaps remember the cowboys and cowgirls do not have much, or it is same to them.
My advice: Stay away from the Mississippi Valley and the Appalachians away.
It is interesting now would be a meta-analysis: Where are taken which drugs and drug use wiie correlated with the mental status?
Many people take drugs. Somehow, everyone has their own personal drugs - some are completely legal (coffee, cigarettes, blogging), others are legal but make thick (products of American fast food chains, chocolate!). Life is much too boring without endorphins. - Interesting, what Americans consume as a fancy made-up image shows will be thrown into what parts of the country which drugs smoked, or otherwise applied to the body. In the broadest sense, it is about illegal drugs (drugs, marijuana, heroin, cocaine). Alcohol is missing - as so often happens in such statements. As a source of the U.S. Department of Justice stated.
The mere graphical realization is worth a visit.
Interesting in this context is the fact that drug use can be detected in the effluent. Here are some links:
Traces in the water: U.S. citizens coke mostly on weekends
Well, the movie that I've dug swallows, 23 minutes of lifetime. But the neuroscientist Michael Merzenich will present research findings about the brain's incredible powers that are definitely worth 23 minutes of life time.
The brain has incredible abilities that you can use both for injured brains as well as the promotion of brain power. The brain may be wired active themselves new, adaptable and responsive to changing situations and requirements. This plasticity can be used to restore lost functions and develop existing skills.
The speech of February 2009, while in English, but IMHO well understood.
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